“Presents are the best way to show someone you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, “Hey man, I love you this many dollars worth.”
Michael Scott, Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin, Inc.
“Presents are the best way to show someone you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, “Hey man, I love you this many dollars worth.”
Michael Scott, Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin, Inc.
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” I am an early bird. I am also a night owl. So I am wise…and I have worms.”
—Michael Scott, Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin, Inc.
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“I don’t talk trash. I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical. Like, “Your mom is so fat she could eat the internet.” But smack talk is happening like right now. Like, “You’re ugly and I know it for a fact ’cause I got the evidence right there.”
–Kelly Kapoor, Customer Service Rep.
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“Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked, I enjoy being liked, I have to be liked, but it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised”
–Michael Scott, Regional Sales Manager, Dunder Mifflin, Inc.
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Can you believe that I have survived the last 3 years of my life without having the internet at my house. I know…I am the rare 26 year old that has been able to do this. I have had the internet at work forever so I didn’t need it. My how times have changed. I am self-employed now and I can’t live without it. And obviously Twitter is of the DEVIL, because I am truly addicted. It probably doesn’t help that I have the most addictive and obsessive personality ever. Once I like something it is all I can focus on for about three weeks. I know my wife loves me for this. It happens most often with food and TV. I hope that you enjoy my blog. I try to take life a little less serious than most people, so I hope that my posts will brighten your day.
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